“This top actor recently engaged the professional company of an effeminate boy for the night. The following night our star was out at a bar with a group of people. The boy and his p*mp showed up with a group of his own to demand payment for the services rendered. The pimp zeroed in on our star, a yelling match ensued between the two groups, and things quickly escalated into a physical brawl.
Somebody got hurt, but it wasn’t our star, who was promptly hustled out of there. However, any stories about the event have conveniently left out the part about the hooker and the pimp, as well as the fact that the fight took place in a gay bar. Our star stays in the closet and lives to fight another day.” [Blind Gossip]
My Guess: Jeremy Renner was just involved in a bar fight a few weeks while in Thailand. One of his entourage was stabbed and his rep spun the story to sound as though he wasn’t even there. Click HERE for more on that…
“This not-so-funny funny lady spent the night at the HBO afterparty for the Golden Globes making out in the corner with a rather sexy male model. There’s nothing nerdy about that.” [Gawker]
My Guess: Recently single Zooey Deschanel
“This foreign born A list television star from a very hit network show has always come across as Mr. loving husband despite being separated by distance. Perhaps he should spend a little more time focusing on the Mrs and not the hookers he goes through by the dozens or hitting on fellow cast members.” [CD&N]
My Guess: Hugh Laurie from ‘House’ indulging in some method acting???
“This C list actress who was once in a pornographic film was overheard at a bar the other night telling friends that she believes that women are just ‘playthings for men’ and their ‘whole purpose on Earth’ is to be visually attractive to men. Blech!” [Buzzfoto]
My Guess: I would say Paris Hilton, but she isn’t a C list actress, but the Valtrex speaks for itself.